Let me tell you something about Old Man Rich. He’s mad for gardening, he’s just bought a new house mainly based on the garden potential. He loves it.
Can we make some of these in your garden, Rich?

I think they’d go nice near the bar! Instructions here.
I need one of those.
So would I. That bush sofa is ok to.
Notice she’s not smiling. Stick a privet bush up your arse and the see if you still think this is a good idea.
The new house (if it ever arrives) is not just about the garden, it has a cellar, wood burning stove and outside toilet going for it. Ok, so its mainly about the garden…
Don’t you think you should be at home blogging rather than being a second rate evil beer monkey stand in?
Seriously, Crown audition night. Or are you scared?