Cant Sleep

I’m really pissed off, it’s nearly 5am and I’m wide awake. I have to be up for work in a few hours. I’m listening to chilled out tunes on last.fm in an attempt to drift off to sleep.

Perhaps it’s the technology in my room keeping me awake? I can see the flashing lights of the wireless router, there must be about 7 little green specs in the corner, next to that is the modem 4 solid green lights followed by a flashing orange one. I can see the warm red glow of the mouse that is still on, the computer is whering away to itself, I’m used to that though.

At the foot of my bed is my telly, another green light just staring at me, then next to it the sky box – I forgot to turn it off so the hard drive was clicking away – I’ve sorted that now, instead I just have a red light looking at me.

Next to my bed is my mobile, on charge so the flashing green ‘ok’ light is interupted by an orange ‘charging’ light. Of course, just incase there are any bluethooth devices around the phone is emmiting a bright blue ‘coooie bluetooth over here sweetie’ light. fucking whore.

I can’t turn it all off though, I think it’s alive. Living among us, keeping me awake.

Update: I feel like shit this morning. Thanks to the anonymous caller who rang the home phone at 5:29am, fucking joker.

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5 Responses to Cant Sleep

  1. oldmanrich says:

    nice to know your doing your bit for the environment.

    TURN IT OFF, you environment trashing George Bush Fuckwit!!

  2. bigdaddymerk says:

    Says the man who the other night went to bed and left all the lights on in the kitchen, party room, living room, hall and left the back door and patio door open. You energy wasting bafoon.

    I cant turn it off, it all has to stay on. It’s all low power though.

    I do my bit for humanity just by existing.

  3. Stav says:

    Burn it all, why should we leave anything for the next generation. They’re all snotty-nosed little oiks, who will be quick as you like to remind us of our diminishing stature and position in the world as soon as they leave school.

  4. morti says:

    I find that well placed pair of undercrackers can soon dim any unwanted light polution from a pesky led!

  5. Lance Ellennd says:

    Keep away from the light or you won’t wake up…

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