I have today purchased a 160 pack of your wonderful PG Tips Tea. I am very happy with your product and today I was especially pleased as this pack contained a Monkey! My youngest son is a huge fan of Al and the Monkey and screams with laughter at the TV advert. This mini Monkey would make his day – you can therefore imagine his horror when opening the box to be greeted by a ONE EYED MONKEY. Shock. Horror. What has happened to him, have those evil people at Yorkshire Tea been trying their hardest to ruin it for the newly re-united Al and Monkey or was it simply a mistake at the monkey factory? Either way my son and I would be most grateful if you could perhaps send Monkey an eye patch or more realistically a new Monkey. Not that this household is prejudice towards one eyed monkeys of course, but his constant winking is making me feel uneasy.
Thanks
Mummy (and Merk)
p.s. Merk is 25!
i tell you what… peter jackson hasn’t got a scratch on you, looking at that pic.
just put a small pin in alongside his eye and lo, the chimp equivalent of Patrick Moore.