I went to the pub at half five tonight and left at ten. Thanks Rich.

Tonights topics;

Me & Singing
His cellar
a grass sofa
Daniel Hoffman Gill
ID Cards
the (leeching) royals
Jobs
Money
France
London

Good night all

By this time next week I want it to be top! When it launches your links would be appriciated. I’ll buy you a mars bar.

www.mailwatch.co.uk - A weblog dedicated to watching the antics of The Daily Mail, a right-wing UK newspaper.

We’ll be taking a look at the goings on within the paper and other publications who dare to call themselves Newspapers. I’m sure Rebekah Wade will get an equal amount of bashing too. We’re launching on Monday, if you want to get involved then check it out and if you’re interested in signing up to write for us then please do. We pay peanuts, literally.

Our good chum Tim Ireland has done us proud with this excellent logo.

Join us next week for the party, it’s gonna be fun.

The obvious answer being;

“no, but he can do pork or chicken”

Props go to Mr J. Pardot for that one.

Keep yer eyes peeled over the coming weeks for a whole new MAILWATCH site. We’ll be keeping an eye on the most dispicable ‘news’ paper in the UK and some others too. (mainly the Express & The Scum)

It’s gonna be fun. Watch this space.

Most people don’t have that luxury Claire, you stupid bitch. We cant all make our living as a half arsed Agony Aunt – What the fuck is an Agony Aunt anyway, just another word for a nosey bint who thinks she knows everything.

AGGHHH

hahahaha – fucking hell – yes Daily Mail, because if you don’t belive in these things you cant come here!

Like it or not, Having an oppinion about such matters isn’t against the law (although that’s next on Blunkett’s list).

He’s been coming to this country for over 20 years, if we stopped him coming into the country this time think of the front pages that this vile man would get.

Thanks to you likes of your worthless rag, he’s already got them.

Diana? Check
Child Beating? Check
Deadly superbug? Check

Summer must be here, heres a fella and his missus in the park enjoying the sun. How silly of him though, doesn’t he know reading the Daily Mail can cause skin cancer?

Unless of course you cover yourself in sun block, made from real crushed asylum skeekers who take our money, jobs, ect!

;o)

The Daily Express guide to making good ‘news’.

1. Include a Diana story, she was the PEOPLE’S PRINCESS after all.
2. Immigrants – get them out of our country, they take our jobs, girls, etc.
3. If all else fails run a Hitler story.

This has the be one of the funniest front pages I’ve ever seen!

Mail Watch

today the mail speaks for itself doesn’t it? What the mail readers won’t be told is the amount that UK citizens able to work but choose not to get in hand outs each, you can bet yer life it’s more than 16 measly grand for a family.

I work in an area where there are loads of asylum seeker, I talk to their English tutors who tells me more often than not that a lot of these seekers are very well educated and professional people. These people could be engineers, doctors, teachers, you name it. The point is, they’re not allowed to work until they’re application has been processed. What are we supposed to do with them in the meantime? Give them nothing and watch them starve or the crime rate go up? Of course not. I don’t think people realised just how lucky we are not to have had to flee our homeland across Europe and then be treated with distain because we can’t make an honest living.

Why don’t the mail tell us how much proessional dolers get a year in handouts, at least they can work.

How about the Mail lead with this article tomorrow:

?120,000 a year plus bonus
That’s what the average Mail editor gets a year for being a miserable, downright negative shit.

I’d buy that one.

Is that a band-wagon I can see or is it just me? I wonder if Geroge W Bush’s advisors have told him that all you need to do to be a National Hero is win a world cup? NB: The ‘world’ series doesn’t count George.

Sky News says: The Daily Mail leads with warnings from doctors about the future of today’s teenagers. They say teenagers are condemning themselves to years of poor health and an early death because of their liking for junk food, binge drinking, drugs and unprotected sex.

Shit… We’re all going to die and there is nothing we can do about it. I wonder how many Journo’s (and I use that term in it’s loosest possible way) smoke at the mail. I wonder if instead of motivational messages in the Mails office they have one’s that say Why Fucking Bother , We’re all doomed any way, what’s the point? ,Everyone hates, you. and You’re shit and you know you are.

Miserable Bastards – Cheer up it’s nearly Christmas!

Finaly a Mail Watch I can almost agree with

eh? last time I checked Mother and baby where doing fine, what gives?

That’s more like it.

Note the good news that some Royal fella and his missus have had a baby is reduced to a tiny little pre-headline and the main headline tells us of the “999 BABY DRAMA” – Like no one else had a baby at the weekend!

How nice if them to put a poppy on the front, I bet it’s the same one they use every year!

I love stealing from SKY, I pay them enough for 900 shit tv channels so they shouldn’t begrudge me this!